Feeling Old? Let me help...

The people who are starting college this fall were born in 1990-1991.

• They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
• Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
• The CD was introduced two years before they were born.
• They have always had an answering machine.
• They have always had cable…and satellite...and cell phones.
• Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
• Popcorn has always been made in a microwave.
• They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
• They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
• They’ve never heard: 'Where's the Beef?', 'I'd walk a mile for a Camel ', or 'de plane Boss, de plane'.
• McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
• They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Feeling old now? :-)