Monday, March 31, 2008

Karate ROCKS

The boys had their second karate tourney this weekend and I LOVED it! I missed the first one for my mom's wedding and I really felt guilty. I wasn't sure how I'd sit through this one - literally, SIT through it, but it wasn't so bad. As a side note, bleachers are really good for a broken tailbone, because your read end typically hangs off the back anyway! (However, the 40 minutes drive from Shawnee to Liberty almost did me in, even with the cushion!)

We got there about halfway into the registration process and there was a REALLY long line. Hmmm... turns out, kids come from ALL OVER to be at these things. There were some from Des Moines, Omaha and St. Louis! Cool! The line went really fast and we even had time to pickup the "participation" trophies and buy the boys t-shirts and patches before the intro stuff started. Joe kept saying how this was already better organized and laid out than the last one.

They did a few black belt demonstrations and then had all the kids come down to line up with the groups/sensei - there were about 8-10 kids from the boys' class (Joe said there were only like 4 last time and it was closer to home!).

After that, the kids came back up to their parents (talk about a melee!) and the wait began. They broke it into "events" and then into age groups. Each age group was then divided into belt class - whites and yellows only (2 lowest levels, so mostly younger kids like the boys). So, it went something like this:
  1. Strongest Kick (kick a meter bag with an approved kick and the hardest kick wins) - 4s & 5s, 6s & 7s, 8s & 9s, 10s & 11s, 12 & up (there were only like 3 older than 11, so they were getting all sorts of trophies each time!) [essentially 5 groups per event]
  2. Strongest Fist (hardest punch wins)
  3. Fastest Kick (fastest kick wins)
  4. Fastest Fist (fastest punch wins)
  5. Escape Drills - run through a series of 4 "stranger-danger grabs" breaking away in the correct way as fast as possible. Most correct and fastest wins (very subjective however!)
  6. "Walk with Danger" (explained below)

Both boys did Fastest Fist and the Escape Drill. Travis also did Walk with Danger (Thomas decided just before the event that he wanted to do it too, but it was too late to put him in).

In fastest fist, the boys wanted to use a backfist - which is a quick punch but doesn't carry a lot of 'uumph' with the boys weight behind it. the bag was having trouble registering their punches. But, Travis came in 4th (he was 2nd until the last two kids!) and Thomas took 6th. Not bad!

In escape drill, there was some controversy. We kept our mouths shut around the boys and at the event, but Joe was ticked! See, there are 4 senseis that each do a different hold on the kids as they run through the line and the kids have to perform the correct "escape". These are generally taught as "stranger danger" techniques - the 4 most common grabs used by kidnappers.

The first one is a single hand, same side grab - like a mirror image. So, the sensei grabs the child by the left hand with their right hand (or vice versa). The child then makes a fist with the grabbed hand, places the other hand around that one, steps back and spins away toward the sensei's thumb side. (It really works BTW - try it!). Apparently, this is where not only our boys had trouble but all the boys in their line. The first guy wouldn't let go of any of the boys and made them really fight to get out - but the girls got an easy out on it. 2 of the 3 top winners were girls at the 6 yr, yellow level. :( Thomas was somewhere in the middle of the line and Travis was 2nd from the end. It was really heart-wrenching to watch that happen, as they had practiced SO hard for this particular event and were so psyched about it - and so READY for it!

[For those who want to know, here's the rest of that event:

  1. Single hand grab (described above)
  2. Double hand grab - both hands grabbed from the outside by the sensei's both hands. Child lefts up both hands to the outside (like lifting hands to put on a hat) then brings them down in 'chop' over sensei's wrists.
  3. Front choke - sensei places both hands on child's shoulders to simulate choking from the front. Child takes hands "up like a rocket" (sort of like praying hands, through the open gap) and "out like fireworks" (pushing hands off shoulders)
  4. Back choke - sensei places both hands on child's shoulders to simulate choking from behind. Child clasps hands together in front of face or higher (depending on height of assailant), steps back on one foot and spins in the direction of the back foot. Clasped hands should hit the adult around the watchband area, HARD.

As a parent helper, I've had my fair share of watching these kids and walking them through the moves. Some of them could do some serious damage even when they're being nice to the helpers - I pity the person who would try to take them!

back to the tourney...]

The last event of the day for white/yellow belts was the "Walk with Danger". This is sort of a "fun" event that's almost a precursor to doing a Kata if done correctly. Basically, the kid gets up and pretends his fighting off an imaginary attacker doing whatever blocks, punches and kicks he can remember and do correctly in 20 seconds.

We signed Travis up for this one since he LOVES to pretend he's a Power Ranger with all the crazy martial arts moves and we figured he could come away with something to even him up with Thomas in the "big trophy" department (Tom got second in the escape drill back in November). Travis has been feeling really secondary to Thomas in a lot of areas lately (really seen in his report card this quarter!) and we wanted something to really boost his ego a some.

He was about halfway through the performance list on this one - and they had mixed 6- & 7-yr-olds as well as both belt colors on this one. *sigh*. We were worried. Especially since he'd just had such a hard time with the Escape Drills and he tends to let "failures" bring him down (instead of making him fight harder). But, he really impressed us - and the judges!

He got up there and first was the only one to "rei" (bow) and then to set into fighting stance - with a loud "Kiya"! Then, he did all the things we worked with him on - X-hand block, low blocks, front knee kick, and when he forgot what to do next he did a series of middle punches. He was the only one to do "Kiya"s (yells) with each and every move. When he was done, I was so proud. Then it got better!

They immediately put him at the front of the line - he was in 1st! Two kids after him had no idea what they were supposed to do and basically froze up. Two others did OK. He was holding up there at the front. I was trying not to get too excited, as he could see me down there where I sat to take pictures and I didn't want to get his hopes up too high just in case. Apparently, after each kid was seated in order, Thomas was up in the bleachers with Joe yelling stuff like "He's still in first! Go Travis! I'm so PROUD of him!" (how cool is THAT for a twin brother??) Wish I could have been yelling too! ;)

The last kid scared us. At first he looked like he might bolt. Then he went after it hard. He was yelling like Travis had, but the moves were more Power Ranger than Karate. Very enthusiastic. There was some debate at the judges table and they went back and forth a couple times with putting him in front of then behind Travis. HUH? Eventually, he was placed behind my boy...

...until they went through for trophies. The other kid went through first, meaning he got the 1st place. HUH?

Then Travis came through with a big old grin (got a picture of THAT for sure!) and a 1st place trophy as well. Apparently, the judges had decided to tie them. OK. Fine. But, the important thing here is that...

TRAVIS GOT A BIG TROPHY! Whoo hoo!

Even better, he got a huge boost in his self-esteem that we're still living off and neither of them can wait to learn more karate. YEA! We really want them to do this for several years, for the flexibilty of the sport, for the self-defense aspect but most importantly for the self-respect & discipline they're learning from it as well.

Plus, mommy is learning a lot too! ;)

[Pictures and videos to be posted when I have more time!]

Virtuous Months

For those who don't know me well, I lead the children's worship for my church 3 or 4 weeks a month (plus a bunch of other stuff for KidStuf). It's a little scary sometimes how apropos this can be for my life - specifically the virtues we focus on.

March was 'COURAGE' and boy did I need that to survive this month. No, there was nothing overly nasty in my days, other than a broken booty. In fact, I'd have to say my month ended on a relatively high note as compared to my friend Amanda (sorry sweetie - I honestly think we switched luck at the end of the month but I would have gladly sent all the good and happy luck to you for your special day if I'd known what would happen). Breaking my booty was definitely the lowest point but it's not anything I couldn't get over!

For April the virtue is 'JOY' and I am SO ready for this month! We have great songs picked out (I can say this, cuz I set up the schedule and set list!) - very high energy and all about the joy that can be found in any situation and in Christ. Plus, I just love the sound of the word 'JOY' - it's a great word and gives an instant happy jolt when you say it. Really. Say it out loud right now. A few times. See - you smiled didn't you? (seriously - did you say it? wow - you're funny!)

Going back to Amanda, I think she already understands this 'finding joy in any situation' better than most people. Less than 24-hours after posting about her crazy wedding (and less than 48 hours from the actual EVENT), she posted this follow-up - full of the joy of her marriage and being with the right man. She is thoroughly amazing to me and I know that I will take a lot to heart from both posts to see how God can give you a crazy moment (OK - a really BAD moment) at one point but you can find joy and happiness in it if you just look. Many brides would be fuming for YEARS over one little thing gone wrong and she's already sensing that she'll be laughing about it eventually (not quite yet, but she'll get there!).

Seeing the silver lining in things - that's been really hard for me to do lately, but I know it can been done. All things happen for a reason - it's not just a platitude or cliche - it's TRUE! God has a reason!

It's funny, I can usually tell other people to look on the bright side of things and tell them all the amazing things about THEM - but I refuse to do this for myself. Maybe for April one of my goals should be to say one positive thing about myself each day (and not just the "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me!" diatribe either). I'll keep you posted. :)

Sunday, March 23, 2008

It's Official - March Broke Me

Well, I thought I was doing good there for a few days. After the ice cream/raffle thing, I had a good 48 hours. Positive meetings with a client, relaxing a little with my hubby, having fun with my kids. I must have let it all go to my head.

On Friday, I decided to join my boys at their field trip to Skate City. Now, growing up I was always a really good skater and I figured this would be good. Growing up in a small town, it was truly one of the few things to do every weekend - we didn't even have a movie theatre near us! So, I figured I could go and skate with my boys and help out on the floor. No fear here.

After about 70 minutes on the floor, I was finally getting my groove back. It was hard with all those kids out there who could NOT skate to save their lives and a floor that looked more like an ice rink (all white) than a roller rink to me (I'm used to a wooden plank floor). I can do this really cool skating move where I sort of bounce on my rear wheels and roll onto my front wheels. Only this time, my really cool move wasn't so cool.

First my right rear wheels slip and I lose a little balance. Then my front left wheels slip and I feel both legs go out - right in front of me. And not slipping nicely in front where I have time to fall correctly. I fall straight down, legs in front of me. Down down down, flat on my butt. If someone had had a camera on me, I could've won the ultimate prize on America's Funniest Videos, I'm sure!

Now, I try to move and couldn't. Freaked out. Finally got myself under control with the help of some other adults and a couple of really helpful floor guards (and a few not so helpful ones!). Got my skates off and got off the floor. Eventually got back over to the group area. Had the group leader round up my kids (who were -thankfully - not on the floor but were playing video games at the time). And called my husband to come pick us up.

After he picked us up, I told him he might as well just go straight to the ER. I already knew I couldn't get into my real doctor and the urgent care wouldn't have X-Ray. I was NOT getting in and out of the car more than once! Just getting into his car (instead of my van? I'm still not sure why I had to get DOWN into a car instead of UP into the van?!?!) made me cry for 10 minutes.

After a 2 hour wait at OPRMC, I finally got taken back and checked out. They think it's one of two things - broken in one of two ways or just bruised. It doesn't feel like a bruise and it hurts whenever I move a certain way. So, I get taken to X-Ray. Yep. I'm broken. Thankfully it wasn't a lumbar fracture as they feared due to the pain radiating up my back. Unfortunately, it's my coccyx (tailbone). Yep, I broke my butt. *sigh*

According to the ER doc, it can take up to 6 weeks to heal this kind of fracture. It's not like they can truly put my butt in a sling - that really is just an expression! There's nothing they or I can do for it except rest and Percocet. Ah - drugs. Very nice if they didn't make me so sick. And being sick and not being able to bend over or sit down is actually worse than the pain without the pills. *sigh again*

I'll see my regular doctor early this week and find out how long I have to go without driving. Meanwhile, I'll be lying at my side at home trying to work on the laptop - it makes typing REALLY slow and painful. *triple sigh*

So, there you have it. March was not going well for me and it finally broke me. If it weren't for my birthday this month, I would probably detest it in the future. But, it will probably just become a long-term joke. Yes, that's me, the *butt* of the joke (and yes, I fully expect any and all booty jokes to come my way).

At least now maybe people will realize I'm not such a harda$$. =)

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Reversal of Fortune?

Just a quick post about a reversal today...

Our corporate complex had an "ice cream social" in our building and a few from my office went up to get some. Yes I went along, thinking "diet is messed up this month anyway!". Only it turns out it's not ice scream. It's Sheridan's. As in Sheridan's.Frozen.Custard. Melt in your mouth and go straight to your hips delish. Oh well.

But, they also had this raffle up there. For Starbucks gift cards and other stuff. AND.I.WON!

Yep - got myself 2 AMC movie passes / free admissions. WHOO HOO!!

So - maybe a reversal of fortune? Maybe I stole some of Amanda's luck, since we got her ice cream but she didn't go with us? Maybe God just looked down and said "Here's something nice, child, cuz you need a little pick-me-up."

Whatever it was, YEA ME! And THANK YOU Corporate Woods! :)

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Lost in Translation

At dinner the other night, we had another interesting family conversation. It went like this:

Me & Joe were making various comments picking on Em's "new boyfriend" (who's neither her boyfriend or new, but that's besides the point). We're all eating dessert at the time, which might have added to the confusion/weirdness.

Em: Passes me her phone, with pic of him. [Then it got weird...]

Me: You know, he's really not all that cute. [actually, he is kind of, for a 7th grade kid; I was just teasing to see what she would do/say]

Em: Yeah, he's not really.

Me: (thoroughly perplexed) Um. Really? Then why are you with him. Is he rich?

Em: well, yeah.

Joe: You are your mother's daughter. [under his breathe, mostly; remember, Em is my STEP-daughter...]

Me: No really, why are you with him?

Em: He's nice to me?

Me: (flabbergasted at the utter lack of shallowness in my teenager. Not from my bloodline, apparently...) *silence*

Travis: Let me see him. (gets phone) Yeah. he's not cute.

Me: But, that's OK that he's not, if he's nice to her. Although, if it's the person you love, you should think they're good looking even if no one else does.

Em: What-ever.

Travis: But you're still pretty mom. [I LOVE when he just throws that out there!]

Me: Aw - thanks kiddo! Is there anyone prettier than your mommy? [OK - fishing for a bigger ego boost - I asked for the rest of this conversation just from asking that!]

Travis: Just one. Jesus' mom. [This is the one person we've agreed is OK to be prettier than me in his eyes.]

Me: You know, there can be one other person prettier than me.

Travis: Really? I don't think so. Who?

Me: Well you can think your wife is prettier me.

Travis: Who's my wife?

Me: I don't know yet, but when you get married, she should be prettier to you than I am.

Travis: I'm not married.

Me: No, you're not. But when you DO get married, you should think she's prettier than me. [beginning to realize this is a futile conversation.]

Travis: Then, you're my wife?

Me: No, I'm your mommy. I'm daddy's wife.

Travis: Oh....so....Daddy's prettier than you?

Me: HUH?

Joe: That's right, I'm prettier than you.

Lots of laughter from everyone. *sigh*

Lesson of the day: Never try to discuss future brides with a 6 year old.